- Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
- Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
- Hula Teacher: "Pudge" is a fish?
- Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said 'a tuna sandwich'. I can't give Pudge tuna!
- Lilo: Do you know what tuna *is*?
- Hula Teacher: Fish?
- Lilo: IT'S FISH! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!
- Hula Teacher: Lilo! Lilo, why is this so important?
- Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
